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Thomas Balistrieri, Ed.D.'s avatar

Mark … thank you, and Mr. Muddles, for the opportunity to recommend our favorite Democrat for this prestigious award. (And, what better time to create yet another civilian award after the brilliant Republican candidate for presidency just informed us that the award for Bestest Millionaire is more important than the Medal of Honor because, ‘Most Medal of Honor winners are dead or really messed up by bullets. While the lady I gave the Medal of Bestest Millionaire is alive and looking as beautiful as ever!! read: ‘They let you touch their pussy and everything!!’

My recommendation for the award is Rep. Eliot L. Engel (D-N.Y.), who said that Netanyahu’s address was “compelling” and relayed “legitimate concerns.” Let it be known that Rep E. L. E. pulled a hamstring on ovation number 41 but pressed on while in pain and completed all 58 standing ovations. I think my candidate should be awarded one of these daily recognitions being offered by Mr. Muddles AND The Medal of Honor.

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Mark Taylor's avatar

Why Rep. Eliot Engel (D-NY) sounds like just the kind of dipshit this unique honor was designed for. His name is now added to the list but it may take some time for the award ceremony as the list is long and getting longer by the minute! And just 'til the convention!!!

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Wi The People's avatar

Nominating

1. Jimmy Carter, 99, who told his son last week he was trying to make it to his 100th birthday so he could cast his vote for Kamala Harris.

2. Martin Luther King III, with the is unbelievable statement of Harris embodying Dr. Kings legacy. https://x.com/OfficialMLK3/status/1815132851618394283?t=8WLce1AJTqg61PW8Byhgkw&s=19

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Mark Taylor's avatar

Oh, man, I didn't know about that second one. Yet another example of potential reformers torching any influence they might have by being such gelatinous blobs. Poor Mr. Muddle will have to bring in six more copy machine to make enough Dipshit Dem certificates.

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Emmanuel Goldstein's avatar

Be ready for reactionary Democrat railings after this election -- if/when the Kamellocracists lose, they may very likely try to pin the blame on the pro-Palestine/anti-Zionazi hard-left moralist bloc. That said, humorously accurate cartoon as always, Mark!

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Mark Taylor's avatar

Thanks!!! "Reactionary railings" ... you mean the mainstream of the Dem Party? The only thing Mr. Muddle and the Democratic Party takes the lead on is playing the innocent victim. They win that losing race every four years.

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Emmanuel Goldstein's avatar

Yes indeed, I'm referring to the Democratic "mainstream." I've just about always perceived them as incredibly vile/disingenuous, and the gall of their lip-service fakery in occasionally pretending to support Palestinian human rights -- only because they want the hard left votes -- is beyond abominable to behold.

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The Revolution Continues's avatar

Mr. Muddle is going to be pretty busy from here on out--just about any Dem apologist on the interwebs would qualify as a dipsh*t!

"When it comes to horror, nobody could fully appreciate the ongoing blood-spattered horror of Democratic Party genocidal war crimes more than author Stephen King."

Never was a fan of his and I'll be certain to add him to the boycott list. #BoycottStephenKing

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Mark Taylor's avatar

Yeah, I spoke to Mr. Muddle today and he said the phones have been dinging like the bells at the Vatican on Christmas morning. He's had to bring in 200 staffers to handle the volume. Luckily, AIPAC is funding everything (what else is new). He's sweating the DNC convention this coming week and thinking he may need to bring in 500 more staffers to handle the number of dip shits looking to get some recognition.

Feel free to nominate your favorite Democratic dip shit!

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The Revolution Continues's avatar

Rep. Marcy Kaptur (D-OH). Maybe she's not a dipsh*t as much as she is a heartless b*tch, but I'll nominate her. She really deserves to lose this time around (and end her world's record for longest tenure in the House).

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Mark Taylor's avatar

Sounds like a superb nomination! I will forward the recommendation to Mr. Muddle, right after he has his evening performance review with his AIPAC 'babysitter'. He has three reviews each day!

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Tony Glover's avatar

Many Black folk like me (I am 60 years old) have been clear for decades on Palestine in ways that Whites in America are just now becoming clear. Why is that? Palestinians—more than Whites in America—have been clear for a long time about African-descendant liberation.

The vast majority of Palestinians supported not only those those who survived (Nelson Mandela) but those assassinated (MLK Jr. and Malcolm X) after they fought for Black human, voting, and civil rights.

21st century folks newly hip to Palestine might want to stop patting themselves on the back for belated stances against genocide.

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The US dropped on Palestine a political firebomb by displacing millions to create Israel when Jewish folk who survived being gassed required a haven Americans did not seek always to provide on its soil.

We created horror for Palestinians.

Belatedly, Democrats—and ONLY THAT U.S. PARTY—seek a political solution even as hypocrites in its leadership and citizenry still arm Israel with weapons that decimate Gazans genocidally.

Kamala Harris does not view Palestine inimically.

How many would give her the room to change American folly?

Few? No one? Then they (you?) may be part of the problem.

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But sure, let's call "Democrats" pigs. Label its presumptive leader the same.

Most BLACK FOLK are REGISTERED DEMOCRATS despite clarity DEMS take us for granted. With the opposition supremacist, it's a Pyrrhic choice.

When White "progressive" commentators—the one linked to above —libel Harris' party "pigs," how will Black folk respond?

Some presume you'd also easily call pigs Black folk—registered predominantly as Dems, not Repubs.

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But sure—

Go with "pig."

Give permission for others to mimic the WORST social media has to offer.

A White "progressive" commentator libels Harris and all Democrats "pig"—a school-yard-bully threat that mimics a 3-year old. Simply brilliant!

Clearly, we all—EACH OF US—can be hypocrites.

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I swear—intelligentsia can be so non-intelligent.

This commentator (please do read her post) presumes to clock pejoratively Democrats, and by extension, Harris and those she represents on most days, like Black folk.

She denigrates folks a "so and so" like—you know—a pig as in swine as in dirty. Hitler used that term too against Jewish folk. In Germany, there still are sculptures that survive the pejorative, Jewish children suckling from the teat of swine:

https://lnkd.in/epGmyp_7

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Why does this progressive label Harris's Dems swine?

Because Harris shut down pro-Palestinian protestors who interrupted her.

Very likely, she would have done the same to pro-Israeli protestors.

Harris was wrong, but to call her a pig?

And this is progressive intelligentsia to read?

As Tracy Chapman once sang, "Give Me one Reason (to Stay Here)."

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Politics reduces folks to school yard b*tch slaps revealing the ease with which we box in folks.

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Caitlin in "Democrats are Pigs" moves as if she is happy to be part of a warped, insult-driven, Zeitgeist that some in the screaming intelligentsia class ALMOST ALWAYS invoke easily—and with zero nuance—in order to confine enemies, she and others choose to place all folks of their defined inimical political persuasion into an utterly convenient box that is as appropriate as solitary confinement cells used by supremacist prisons to subjugate Black folk imprisoned for nonviolent crimes.

How's that for a metaphor that describes exactly how I feel.

The inanity of easy profanity-adjacent monikers like "PIG" should be obvious.

Sadly, to so many, it is not.

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Too many, including me, play this game.

The idiotocracy of those who embrace name calling in the chattering, chittering, commentariat knows few bounds.

I need to recalibrate. We all do.

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Mark Taylor's avatar

I take special pleasure they are like a burr under your blanket. Got two new ones I'll post in the next day or so, one of them on the DNC support for genocide will -- I am sure -- will be a source of special irritation!

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Mark Taylor's avatar

Love it when people reveal their true nature!

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Mark Taylor's avatar

Given you have nothing on your Substack it's clear you are loyal little drone.

Buh- BYE, bonehead!

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